Lawi (lawi_chan) wrote,
Lawi
lawi_chan

ZOM OMG... EXPLOSIVE bellies

Yappo!!!
I'm pretty sure most of you have already seen these two lovely, awesome and crackish performance... I only bring you my crack XD
Ah... I must prevent you.... This entry is fuuuuull of Eito scans... big ones XD... and probably not even the gifs have loaded... so your PC migh wanna kill me ^______^




If you can't see this Gifs..... too bad... they are lovely XD





I warned you...... 70....pictures..... uuuuwa!



Random notes:

1. The videos were taken from Ooyamada's CB
2. Caps are 100% mine XDDD
3. This is pure crack so please don't take it seriously
4. No, I don't want NewS to be suspended again, but I DO like Ryo with Kanjani8 better (just in case some NewS fans get molested with some comments)
5. I don't think you will take anything of this... but if you do and use it (even less probable XD) credit...
6. Comments are love....
7. I saw an Uchi pic from 2006.... he looks hot... also from his house and car..... well I can't be sure it's him... but I want to think that way, plus that's what the girl said XD... and if it's not him... that guy is as hot as Uchi XDD Neee Niki!!!
8. If you haven't notice I'm just writing more and more so that my entry pics wont go down without their little commentcs hohohoho
9. Yes.... you didn't had to read any of this XD
10. Niki, sorry, I had to restart my PC, it died on me T-T
11. I just had to add... if I didn't count them wrong..... there are 70 pictures here... without my lovely GIFs!!!! O_O


Now.........


Let the crack begin...

I was really happy to see that they were wearing normal clothes... but normal is the less you can call this guys in ZOM... 
But the cool thing with the ZOM screencaps is that you can do your own story... like a PWP XD

This one for instance:
Episode one==> Eito signs
This are a few questions for that Eito reaction:

1.Someone: Where's the Bathroom?
Eito:  THAT WAY!!
2.Where's Uchi?
Eito:  OVER THERE!!
you know... 8-->1... they take that really seriously XD

Interviewer: I srsly gotta know... who's responsable of all your crack????

Eito: The holy man....
Interviewer: GOD????
Eito: No... Johnny ya!! XDDD
Interviewer:   -_-U

Episode2==>Baru is being seeing  strange things....

Subaru: Ara??

Subaru: Eeeeh? WHAT THE HEEEEELLL IS THAT???!!! Shit.... that obachan is taking of her bra!!!! EEEEWWWWW


Nooooooo please doooon't!!!!


AHHHHH The Gravity...... too much gravity... they are falling... fa-fa-fa falling DX 


AHGDJJNFJHF... (faints)..... XP


Subaru: Minna... look out!!! IT A GIANT MUSHROM!!! RUUUUUUN
Ohkura: I think it looks kind of sexy and... yummy at the same time XDDD


We didn't know that but....

Baru and Yasu are doing a folk dance from Uganda.... it represents the beauty of the brids movements.... *nods*

Episode 3==> Purin
What we can't see here is that the staff behind cameras were trying to tell something to Maru....

Maru: EEEHHH?

Maru: WHAT??? Hina's purin is missing.....??? Yabaiiiii!!! Wasn't meeeee!

Yasu: HAHA... someone is getting special tratement tonight.... ne Maru-chan?
Maru: NEVAA! Last time I couldn't walk properly for three days after Hina's special treatment.... I'll use my kanfuu skills....


Maru: Oi, Shochan..... could you tell Hina that you were the one who ate his purin???
Yasu: Suuuuuure... I dying to know how does it feel to walt like having a pineapple in your butt my whole life.... BOKE!

Episode4==> Ryo's needs
And Ryo was really desperate for a blowjob that day....

Ryo: Come on, Tacchon, just a little bit....

Ohkura: Ryo stop that we're on national TV!!!

Ryo (grabs Ohkura from the back of his neck): JUST... a.. Little.....
Ohkura: ACH NOO..... *whines*

Ohkura: Take that away from me.... eewwwww
Ryo: But it's cute... look!!!
*note* I'm sure Ryokura fans are dying to have a fic about this.........

Sighs..... this one is maybe my fave part in this ZOM performance....

Ryo is teaching us YOGA!!.... Wow... he's really flexible..... (you know... I thinking of doing something really bad with this pic >XD)

But also he wanted to teach us the mechanism of ancient impers conquering weapons... the catapult....

Basically is goes down.... and someone, in this case Yasu, has to cut the rope so it "catapults" what's in it... Ryochan's balls XDDDD Yasu... ready.... go!

FIIIIREEEE!!

Again, please........ Fireeee!!

WOOOAH!! That one went really high LOLOL

Are..... I think the catapult broke....

Ryo: Itaa!

Ryo: I think I messed my hair XDDDD LOL
And I, my dear Ryo, think that not even in their wildest dreams will NEWS see you doing something like that XDDD

WARNING
Remeber I told you I would do something bad with those pics????




^_______________________________^ Well I did,didn't I?


EXPLOSION = NOSEBLEED!!
I'm surprise that it hasn't been any report of girl dying because of this performance...........

Oh sexy Ryo.... you make the yeah's even better..............

Maru: Ahh.. ahhh...ahhhhh...

Maru: AAAAHHH CHOOOOO!!! *sniff* Sorry....  Me: Bless ya...
Back to his sexy role..... And then came the sexy Chimpaze

Yes... I'm coming..... kyaaaaaaaa *cough*


Am I the only one thinking that Hina looks extremely sexy doing the Tegoshi sign XDD with the hair on his face?????

I think it's a cool jump.... Yasu looks like a bunny... XD, Hina like a frog.... Yoko, I don't know but it looks funny, maybe a different kind of frog, the one of the muppets XDD Rene is it called?... Ryo and Baru, I can't see them well.... Maru makes me think of Aladdin for some reason I don't know... and Ohkura looks like a cute little girl, like "Yaaay!!" That kind of feeling XD

Oh Yeah... I know we all missed it....How does Eito go?

Eito goes.....

....
PAAAAAN!!!

You know what did I actually say right at that moment???.... "WOooHOOO!! XD" Srsly... I did XD

Another one wont harm anyboby *just wanted to have more nacked Eito XD*

Hina.... please..... I srsly don't think there's a law against sexy men without shirts... so please, STOP USING THEM!!


This here... is... the Belly section XD
I forgot to write this... cuz actually the entry deleted the comments I posted... so...
What impressed me the most was how detailed this performance was in manner of Bellies.... these three for example

Ryo's sexy flat abs... Tacchon, you know I wonder if that hair line under his bellybutton is naturally perfect cutted or does he fix it XDDD.... and Maru, why... you've gain weight!!! Please don't, you have such an awesome body, don't let the purin win against you!!!!!

Woah...Sexy RYO!! You know that it actually hurts if someone pintches you in your toned abs (random babling here).....are, Tacchon's belly looks wooby wooby (yes I just invented that word for the sound of the belly XD) 

The surprIse of the night was... Yokocho!!!

What happened???

Hahahahhaaha.... Ok... He looks like those Dads with their beer bellies....

I think it was too cruel to put him next to Hina "I have the best six pack"....Perfect....

Actually... Yoko had the best body for me... you know in the first Honjanis..... I remeber that one where at the end, in the ending song they played a video of Uchi, Maru and Yoko preparing for pitching in a baseball stadium.... Yoko had this white tank top with cool tribals on the back... he looked soooooooo HAWT!!!

Again... what happened?

but someone did made me really happy......

Oh Baru.......... That six pack....

even when you have it only cuz you have so little meat in your body that your skin actually fits to your muscles..... XD...Still you stand out!!! CHuuuuuuu <333

Woah... Ryo... You have... one, two three....woah.. I can actually count 12 ribs there hahahaha LOL... but Nono... you still look hot....nipples...lots of them... nipples... Baru........ *totaly believes she's not biased*

Ahh... I really don't have comments for this one... just wanted to post it... Nipples........ Belly.....boxers...... kafuu fighting Ryo's kick..... nipples.....Yasu................Baru.........


And for the end... The staff prepare something special....

Staff: Burn!!! You fatties!!! XDDD
Just kidding....

Look they are safe and clean (safe and clean?? WTH?)

Oh Hina......

ha.... Ryo... belly...

Wooby wooby belly....

yes... this was a lame excuse to post more Baru scans XDDD


And because I wouldn't be happy without a section fully dedicated to Baru's Orgasmic Faces!!



Don't get me wrong.... this isn't for me....

(Parenthesis): He's right there... with his hand over...there.... with that... face.....

Oh yeah Baru.....

If Maru wasn't there... I would like Ryo to be closer to Baru... but really closer.. and it would be a perfect scene XDD (End of parenthesis)

What was I saying?? Oh yeah... why do I have to do this orgasmic part...

I do it for the good of all the fans, who want better dreams.... *tries to deny herself that no one is paying attention cuz they are too bz looking at Baru's faces... and sure, some other are lookng at Tacchon*

more detailed, you know???... Don't try to look innocet... yes, you!!! Who love to read 17 rated fics!!! Full of Boy*boy love.... you can't fool me... if you're old enough to read that... you sure are old enough to have dreams including woman... eito..... = you+eito!!
That reminds me how greatful I'm with my mind for letting me dream about Baru's pipiolo.... I mean his pen.... pennis XDDD it was kind of cute LOLOLOL

Noooo, is not his hairy armpit what you should be looking at... it his face yo, his face!!

Wait.. I'll be right back *goes and searches for scissors* I'm gonna make rib of those.... freaking.. hair.... Baru!! Stay still yo!!

*flip, Baru lowers his arm* AKAN!!!

The commotion makes Baru forget his doing sexy EXPLOSION and does Zukkoke faces XDD

But again... he remembers he's being rape XDD

Ok... I forgive the fact of your hairy armpits.... only becuz you make those faces when I'm touching you *bricked*  Ah.... Maru.... chobi!! *bricked again*... ah... they are preparing for doing a spin... I love spins... that makes their ripped shirts open and...

NIPPLESSSSS!!!

I HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES NE.... I really like watching at Baru's nipples XDDD Oh and that face...

No... maybe he isn't doing an orgasmic face here but... I would definitely die if he looks at me whit those eyes*faints*



Dou.... what do you think???? ^____^

Ok... I just read it... (yes I read it after all your comments, it looked like fun XDD) And woah hahaha it is actually funny XDD Love and love on Baru.... Oh, I'm so inloved with my entries XD
Tags: crack, explosion, kanjani8, picsam, zom
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