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08 March 2007 @ 04:57 pm
Subaru's ass... Massaging balls... this world has gone crazy!!  
Yappo~~!! Minna genki?!

I love my scans... I love Baru's ass... I love Eito!!

Sighs..... Baru... You want my dreams to be as detail as possible nee? Yeah he wants my dreams to be perfect so I had to know his white ass!! XDDD


I think there can't be a better scan than that one... Is clear and precise LOL You see Baru's white ass and the bulb that His Babu makes!! Riiiiight between his legs!! I don't know about you but that looks painful... I mean, thongues aren't the most confortable underwear.... and Shibuyan has his whole pants there!! O___O And let's not think about Babu-kun, he most be complaining about how bad Shibuyan treats him/them. LOL


Paaaan.. goes Hina's hand XDDD I wanna do that too!! To think a guest in Suka-J had that great honor LOL To spank Baru... Woah! Ryo looks interested!! And Yoko is amazed! Or is is disgusted???


Pishi??? Is that the sound of a spank?? LOL yeah there Babu again... I made sure to cap the two of them... Babu and Whitie!


Even Yasu has his hand prepared for tsukkomi Baru... do you see it?? Is right there!  Notice the perfection of my scans *proud* They are soo shiny with perfect butt sight!! :3

And... Baru... I think he can't have more Baseball Honjani!! First Maru, now Yasu!! Who's gonna be next, ne Baru? Ryo-chan kana? XDDD
But first things first... let's see what actually happend... Yasu was lifting weight...  wan, tsu, surii (1... 2... 3)


Woah... it's looks kind of weak... But there was Baru to help Yasu with his PEEESHI words of motivation!


Abunai... ABUNAI ABUNAI!!! (I love the way Baru says this XD) *Pyuuuuuuu (falling)sound*


PIN!! LOLOLOL I think Yasu's Kachin went Paan!! I bet... that at that moment,  Yasu saw... the devil nacked XDDDDD (Cuz that most be a horrible image that cause you lots and lots of pain XD) LMAO *me and my weird comments*


Simply cuz I love Baru laughing LOL Poor Yasu... you can't hear anything comming from him.........

But there most be someone who can make Yasu feel better...... Is it a bird... is a plane... It's Superman... oops Chigau *¬_¬U*


It's SUBARU!!! With his super healing powers!! "Yoshi, Yoshi! You gotta heal b4 night XD" Awww And Ryo can't be more caring cuz it's impossible Look at that worring face!!


Yeah... I bet Ryo was really suffering for his friend neeeeeeee? RYO! .. in the meanwhile Subaru....: "Come on... you can't let me down tonight!!"


I actually think Ryo is crying!! XD....OK...Live massaging..... Baru I think your exagerating MOU II YO!!


And then Baru realize Camera-san is there "Toramaide, toranaide!!" *don't film* I think Ryo just did on his pants XDDD
After this you can hear Yasu's voice reeeeeaaaally weak!! Poor guy... I mean we get hit in the oppai and we wanna die but everytime I see how a guy gets hit there... and I can feel their pain.. LOL What I've heard... they feel like burning XDDDDDDDDD

Kanjani8 will have a new best seller book in stores....:
Eito-Sutra!!! With the best position Eito have and for every level of difficulty and pleasure! XD


Here you have some advances of the illustrarions ==> *science document background music*

They even used props for the book to make it more instructive and modern!! Ryo here is showing us different variations of the same posish, they all have the grade of difficulty being 1 the easiest....


Here you're seeing the same posish but in two different levels of difficulty... Maru's is the standart one, using the medizin ball to give it more movement, like Ryo, but Ryo's posish has a difference of almost 90º this one is only for Eito-sutra experts.. what they wanna build after you finish the book! *nods*


Ryo explains: "What I like of this position is that I don't have to move at all.... the other makes all the work while I enjoy"

Now... couple/group illustrations so that you can have a picture of how does it works:

1. The Cross!




2. The Group HUG!


Recommendations?? It only works if you do it only with Hot guys XDDDD And looks like the best positions are in the buttom! *poitns at Yasu and Ohkura*

This one here is a DON'T in Eito-sutra:


Don't start a difficult position if your partner isn't ready: "Wait, Ryo! I'm not there yet!" kjtgiahg$%  "Ittai!!" SO be sure to be both prepared!

3. The BED


Here Yasu and Ryo show us interesting position... This one is HIGH Level difficutly! Be careful with you feet!!

Ryo is the expert in kisses.. so he tell us what should we do when our lover doesn't pay any attetion to our sign:


You only have to stare at him reeeaaally closely until getting his attetion... like this:

In case that de

They even teach us the right way to do blowjobs!
  
OH YES... they are the experts, for any other question, go to them!


Moving to the latest news...... Yoko wants to be a playboy while Yasu is everyones Yasu.... What does Baru has to say about this???


Let me translate it for you!!: 
-topleft: "Yuuko shaved her legs!!"
-buttomright: Yuuko san has decided to debut in the pornmovie business... she says : I have a perfect brazilian shaved "youknowwhere" and I want you to guess if I'm a tru blond!!" XD

And there was also the kissing incident:


Yoko was feeling lonely, so he went to the person who is all LOVE.. Yasu.... And kissed him... look how he tilds his head so that their lips meet.... BUT!


Maru wouldn't allowed Yoko to be the only one having something of Yasu... so he went for a kiss too... well more than one kiss!!


And what does Subaru has to say abou this?????


"What the hell is it with you!!?? Maru! I'm the only one who can do that on camera!!!"


And becuz this entry wouldn't be complete without this:


Yoko went mad after knowing Nino was a higher level in Final Fantasy!! There can't be anyone better than me!!!!!! 

Ryo's nipples go paaaan!!


I srsly don't think his nipples can go any paaaan'er!! Honma ni!!  OMG I really love this scan... it's like you can actually feel the touch of Ryo's skin!! Like knowing how it feels... *if that's only me... I have serious problems then!!* But Niki-chan... you understand me right????

AND THIS IS SOOO WRONG!



I mean I would love to thing that they are the ones doing my laundry... but this image... just makes me think they were spotted like "FREEZE! We are the police and you're arrested for public moleting!!!" XDDD It freaks me out.. some how!!

And just becuz I wanted to post it:

I'll predict his destiny: He'll be raped..... and I'll be the one diong it!! Just hope that Baru doens't find out! Yamashita Tomohisa!! You're on my Smex list!!




Random notes:
1. I just wanted to make sure that you know this is aaaaaall crack, nothing here is true... except for the fact that Maru kissed Yasu two times... LOL
2. The video scans are mine but I have to thank the person who posted the video... Special thanks to:
     [info]lincalc  for the lovely honjani baseball video rip!! *hugs*
     [info]cattness  for The Wide clip *glomps*
3. Vendy's blog as always for the lovely magazine scans!!!
4. Hope you enjoy it!!
 
 
( 39 Tsukkomi — Post a new comment )
∞ Niki[info]ttxryo_nic on March 9th, 2007 01:17 am (UTC)
i jus wan to b the first to comment on my lovely huney's entry..i wil b back when i read all the words u wrote..so many pics yo~~y do u do tis to me..NANDE lawi chan!!u r killing me once again while im working..ive been dead so many times as far as ur enteries goes..ROFL
i can c massaging balls.."crotch grabbing" yoko in tat skirt..ryo wit open legs..pipi wit tat hottie body..im blind dead speechless but i wil love u till my breath runs out YEH!
∞ Niki[info]ttxryo_nic on March 9th, 2007 01:21 am (UTC)
is RYO's body not PIPI ROFLMAO..u c wat hv u done?im dead now OFFICIALLY
Lawi: Eito goes...[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 01:27 am (UTC)
Niki-chan Ichiban da yo!!! Ureshii!! Well yeah my entries are the best for waking up and get ready to wrok :3 They are always lovely, innocent, pure, and instructive!!
You know.. you're right... I should post Pi's picture too!! XDDDD
∞ Niki[info]ttxryo_nic on March 9th, 2007 01:39 am (UTC)
i did a finding for my name in this entry,CTRL+ F..n "niki" is there ROFL!! hahaa is all rabu rabu ne
Lawi[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 01:42 am (UTC)
hahaha that's was really smart from you!! LOL You were actually expecting your name to be there neeee? Yappari pure RAbu Rabu!!
∞ Niki[info]ttxryo_nic on March 9th, 2007 05:25 am (UTC)
can i hv some of babu plz?puppy eyes..
oh ya n ryo's nipples
n yasu lips!!
not forgetting yoko sexy-shaved-ready-for-porn legs
also okura "crossing-sex" position
maru gentle touch (the kiss wit yasu)
hina! i wan to b the thing u holding on!!FEED ME!
rofl
god plz fulfill my wishes
Red West Manon[info]manonpikamishi on March 9th, 2007 01:30 am (UTC)
LOL!
thanks for all the pics
total rabu~
Lawi: dark[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
gald you like that rabu... lots of geito rabu
oldricecooker[info]oldricecooker on March 9th, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
i need to download honjani really really really badly. D:

OMG RYO YOU SLUT WHY DO YOU APPEAR MORE TIMES THAN OTHER PEOPLE.

Yuuko is a sexy bitch okay? omg look at those legskjsadhfsalkjfjf o.o *rapes*
Lawi: dark[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 07:27 am (UTC)
Yeah !! I want that complete ep like now!! sorry but I have to agree... Ryo is a slut!! XDD
But my Baru doesn't stand back for too much ne?
hirokura08: NinoKimi[info]hirokura08 on March 9th, 2007 02:40 am (UTC)
Thanks for posting this. It's exactly what I need in the morning! ♥♥♥
Lawi: dark[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 07:26 am (UTC)
Yeah.. I'm sure that after a good geito dosis your day most be bright XDDD
Love you icon!
zaq: wicked[info]zaq_in_chill on March 9th, 2007 05:43 am (UTC)
now that is a good dose of ghei smex!!! thanks... i learn really alot from these guys... very educating...
Lawi: dark[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 07:20 am (UTC)
Yes it is!! Educating, indeed....
Woaah love your wicked Ryo.. is calling me.. I'm coming Ryo!!
Lawi: Eito goes...[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 08:33 pm (UTC)
BTW could you vote for me here:
http://yelloweito.livejournal.com/5144.html

my phrase was:
Contest 3
Name: lawi_chan
Slogan: I love K8 because while they are around there will always be Crotch grabbing
^_^ Please please please... so I can have a beautiful poster of Eito pleeeeaasee!!
yufanggg[info]yufanggg on March 9th, 2007 06:02 am (UTC)
HAHAHA! you again made me laugh like a mad women >D >D i wanna feel Ryo's skin too~those skin of his look so smooth..~ XDDDD Thanks for making my day again!!!
Lawi: dark[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 07:29 am (UTC)
Ryo's skin... I was serious when I said that I can feel the touch of his skin... is like I know how every single part feels.. ok I need to go the the doctor now.. cuz I happens everytime I see skin!! XDD
Lawi: Eito goes...[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 08:30 pm (UTC)
BTW could you vote for me here:
http://yelloweito.livejournal.com/5144.html

my phrase was:
Contest 3
Name: lawi_chan
Slogan: I love K8 because while they are around there will always be Crotch grabbing
^_^ Please please please... so I can have a beautiful poster of Eito pleeeeaasee!!
[info]novemberchic on March 9th, 2007 08:07 am (UTC)
...
umm, yeah, i got nothing to say.
sex overload killed my brain cells so ...ok then.
BARU BOOTY! it's small but he has a little white butt and babu kun wanted to say hello!
poor little Shota bolas, Baru will make it all better.
B-O-D-Y T-O-U-C-H-I-N-G is the Kanjani way of life.
Squishy topless Yoko! I want to hug him so much for some strange reason.
Nekkid NewS = bad ideas
K8, they have made me into such a perv...so sad.
Lawi: dark[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 08:10 pm (UTC)
Yeah... thanks to eito my brain only works when it comes to them XDD Baru's booty... yeah little but I can't imagin him with a big one... I mean he's small... and good things come in small packages XDD I just hope he has a BIG package lol
Only know how to make Sho-chan bolas heal honma ni!!
I like shirless Yoko enven when I think he looks better with less weight but he is still hot!!
Nacked News....even when I get to see Pi, Ryo, Koyama (too bad no Massu), it's sooooo wrong!!!!! BAD BAD idea!!
Lawi: Eito goes...[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 08:19 pm (UTC)
BTW could you vote for me here:
http://yelloweito.livejournal.com/5144.html

my phrase was:
Contest 3
Name: lawi_chan
Slogan: I love K8 because while they are around there will always be Crotch grabbing
^_^ Please please please... so I can have a beautiful poster of Eito pleeeeaasee!!
whited_79[info]whited_79 on March 9th, 2007 08:14 am (UTC)
I'm brain-dead already...seriously lawi-chan, if you keep doing this I'll really die! LOL
Lawi[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 08:21 pm (UTC)
Buwahahaha That's the idea haha more eito for me and then I'll conquer the world!! *nuts* Jkidding !! sorry for asking this but...
could you vote for me here:
http://yelloweito.livejournal.com/5144.html

my phrase was:
Contest 3
Name: lawi_chan
Slogan: I love K8 because while they are around there will always be Crotch grabbing
^_^ Please please please... so I can have a beautiful poster of Eito pleeeeaasee!!
(Anonymous) on March 10th, 2007 03:08 am (UTC)
sure, why not :)
katherinekate[info]katherinekate on March 9th, 2007 09:09 am (UTC)
This is way too much crack for me first thing in the morning
*falls off chair laughing*
And however many times I look at the Ryo scan it still does THAT to me.
Thanks for the good start to my Friday.
Lawi[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah.. ryo scan....... it does THAT to me too... *nods hard* Ahhh Geito is always a great way to start the weekend... you sure have a really happy one XDDD
BTW sorry for asking this but... could you vote for me here:
http://yelloweito.livejournal.com/5144.html
my phrase was:
Contest 3
Name: lawi_chan
Slogan: I love K8 because while they are around there will always be Crotch grabbing
^_^ Please please please... so I can have a beautiful poster of Eito pleeeeaasee!!
katherinekate[info]katherinekate on March 9th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
I voted for you - and I do think yours was the best!
Good Luck!!
Lawi: Serious[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 09:39 pm (UTC)
Waaai arigatou!! I'm so excited I really want to have something original from Eito!! even a poster, just to think about it.. make me teary of happines XDDD
riwethiel: ryochi <3[info]riwethiel on March 9th, 2007 06:37 pm (UTC)
*can't stop laughing*
Lawi-chan! This was GREAT!!!

Thank you <3
Lawi: Teddy Gackt[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 08:14 pm (UTC)
My pleasure !! 0(^o^)0
Lawi[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
Gomean but I'll ask you a fav... could you vote for me here:
http://yelloweito.livejournal.com/5144.html

my phrase was:
Contest 3
Name: lawi_chan
Slogan: I love K8 because while they are around there will always be Crotch grabbing
^_^ Please please please... so I can have a beautiful poster of Eito pleeeeaasee!! Just comment saying you like mine vote for lawi president !!! XDDD
riwethiel[info]riwethiel on March 9th, 2007 09:55 pm (UTC)
no problem. I voted <3
~~ crotch grabbing rules xD
marinabella[info]marinamirabella on March 9th, 2007 07:48 pm (UTC)
ROFLLLLL Your comments made me cry, I was laughing that hard XDDDDDDD The only thing that kept me sitting up right and not lying on the floor was the wish to read it all till the end XD

I wonder if they ever analize their photos and videos as we do LOL What would any of them think if they see images like the one from the 'teaching us blowjobs' topic some time later, when they've forgotten about that photoshoot?

BTW, about News pic. Somehow it seems like it was made in a computer center for me LOL Yeah, I understand that it must be laundry-machines behind them, but they so remind me about big electronic computers in an electronic computer centre where I used to work... Can't shake an image of them amidst our multiprocessor computers off my mind LOL
Lawi: Serious[info]lawi_chan on March 9th, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
I live in a city where for annything we thing about the double sense i.e. "it doesn't fit" Even when we know what the person talking about what he/she said is a great excuse to laugh about that XDDD SO GEITO ISN'T HELPING AT ALL! They only make it easier for me to think ecchi!! I mean everything you do or say can be use against you!! I really hope that someday they get to see all this... I'm sure they will either crack up or faint about their geitoness XDDD
Thanks for commenting <33333
nanyaro[info]nanyaro on March 11th, 2007 09:39 pm (UTC)
ROFLMAO!! I don't know when I laughed so much. This is absolutely hilarious!

I do have one question - those Honjani clips where Yoko and Maru are kissing Yasu...what Honjani is that from? I don't remember seeing that one (would love to, however).

Thanks very much!
Lawi: Eito goes...[info]lawi_chan on March 11th, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
^____^
Actually I don't think that Honjani has been transmited yet... those are scans... and if it had... maybe they didn't show it, sometimes this are things that they post for the magazines but not shown in the programs, so basicaly only the girls at the audience will get to see so much geito in accion!!!!
nanyaro[info]nanyaro on March 11th, 2007 10:04 pm (UTC)
Ah...that's so not fair! We don't get to see any of that. The people who were in the audience that day are really lucky. *sigh*

Oh well...I must say, you have a great sense of humour! I'm still laughing to myself...Ryo's nipples went PAAAAN! ROFLMAO!!!

Thanks for your quick reply! :)
heppy[info]snowy_yuki on March 14th, 2007 07:32 am (UTC)
*FLAIL*
OMG baruuuuu ..
maru kissed yasuda ?

OMG OMG .. *flail*

I love you for making my day ^___^
Triela: Kanjani8 // baru v^___^v[info]triela_gg on August 12th, 2008 12:39 pm (UTC)
woah~
*lol*
thank you so much for all these pics <3 and your comments on them *keeps laughing*
I totally undersand what you said to that Ryo-pic - I feel the same way XD same goes for the.. errr.. laundry pic~
 
 

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